“Your website isn’t working for me.”
“What browser are you using?”
“Microsoft.”
Nine-year-old Vincent holds a spoon in his mouth at his home in Annapolis, Maryland, US. The dog recently underwent surgery to have the utensil removed from his stomach. Picture: The Annapolis Capital, Laura-Chase McGehee/AP
This story is from my paper! Spoon Dog!
So… this is happening.
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This just showed up in my inbox at work.
Just… No.
Smooth JC
When writing about an event called “A Smooth Jazz Christmas,” you sometimes get interrupted by someone and look back at the screen a moment later to realize you’ve only typed “A Smooth Jazz Christ.” This brings to mind a wonderful image of Jesus kicking back, wearing a beret and sipping a piping hot latte.
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Please don’t.
The girl who sits next to me at work is on our company’s employee committee, which is basically the party-planning committee. I’d like to thank her for sharing this email exchange.
E-mail from the employee committee:
Reminder - New Contest: Tastiest Hors d’oeuvres. On November 18th we’ll be having an Hors d’oeuvres competition. If you think you would like to participate, please email the employee committee and let us know. Details to follow.
Reply from an employee:
I can enter my sausage balls.
Thanks.
J.P.
Tags | i think he's serious but i don't know | work |
"This probably sounds a lot creepier/psychopathic than I mean it. But I had a dream last night or the night before that I set this place on fire."
— This is an IM I just got from my coworker. Happy Tuesday, everyone.
