misterdisco:

So the DOB in New York has created “Safety Cat” to educate kids about elevator safety.

And by “educate” I mean “scare the absolute shit out of kids.” That is a frightening ass costume. It looks like Knuckles from Sonic the Hedgehog drank a quart of Draino and ran around in circles before smashing his face on a radiator in the opium den that he refers to as “home”.

If this jackass pointed a microphone at four-year-old me while I sat on the floor cross-legged and anxiously anticipating Dunkaroos, I would probably pee my sweatpants.