January 2012
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December 2011
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Starting my NYE with Less Than Jake’s “Losing Streak” and lots of in-car singing and drumming. Gonna be a good one, kids!
Oh, love isn’t there to make us happy. I believe it exists to show us how much...
– Herman Hesse (via @johannal)
This more or less sums up my year. Here’s to enduring.
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I wonder what percentage of my Tumblr posts are about pizza. I JUST WANT SOME PIZZA, YO.
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How are you my dead
– I’ve failed at flirting via chat before, but never this spectacularly. (via bestrooftalkever)
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Wine counts as a serving of fruit, right?
Because grapes.
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I’m so over selfish people.
Instead of constantly talking about yourself and how awesome you think you are, maybe you could put your energy into doing something nice for someone you care about. Or maybe do something nice for someone you don’t even know.
Help make the world go ‘round instead of trying to make it revolve around you.
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Overheard in my office today, Dec. 12, in the year...
Middle-aged woman 1: I'm gonna have to start looking for a new car. The CD player stopped working in mine. Can you believe that?
Middle-aged woman 2: A new car? Why don't you just buy a new stereo?
Woman 1: What do you mean, a stereo? For a car? You can do that?
Woman 2: Well sure, you can just go to Best Buy or one of those stores and they'll put it in for you.
Woman 1: They will? They sell that? Even one with a CD player?
Woman 2: Yeah, that's what people do these days.
Woman 1: Wow, thank you!
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Space is not just a place for stars.
Rabbit: What is real? Does it hurt?
Horse: Sometimes, but when you are Real...
– Velveteen Rabbit (via toxicreine)
I loved this book so much when I was little. I still do, but now it makes me cry.
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For future reference: Always -- ALWAYS -- have a...
gottahavethesparkly:
Just in case.
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