This is going to sound completely insane, but I think there is a secret aphrodisiac/pheromone/SOMETHING ingredient in Target’s Up & Up brand green apple-scented dishwashing soap. If you pick up a bottle and smell it, it just smells like you’d expect a green apple-scented soap to smell. But after I use it to do the dishes, I cannot stop smelling my hands. And they smell nothing like green apple. They smell how I imagine the man of my dreams will smell when he sweeps me off my feet. I’m not joking at all, there is something magical going on in that bottle and it is going to keep me brand-loyal for the rest of my life. Even if my dream man comes along and smells just as good. I will make him bathe in green apple dish soap. And he will happily do so because he is my DREAM MAN.